Armenian Cancer Treatment

This is a collection of Do's and Dont's if you're Armenian and are going through cancer treatment.

1) eat eshi uge in the morning and in the evening.
2) eat kabob tomatoes. Not regular tomato.
3) don't go to a American or any other nationality doctor. They're scared (of what I don't know). Go to a Persian doctor. They're the best.
4) drink spinach juice (don't. You get the worst diarrhea.)
5) all tests and treatments completed on your relatives relatives relatives friends relative applies to your cancer. Ask your Dr why they haven't performed those tests for you.
6) when you get a fever, rub your feet with alcohol to bring the fever down. You can use Grey Goose, Smirnoff, Costco brand or anything you may like.